Cheese tomato flan
Crazy little man
Quiche lorraine He’s insane
Cheese tomato man [x4]
I saw a man on the street
He was smiling he was sweet
He had a thing going on
All about vol-a-vons
Cheese tomato flan
Crazy little man
Quiche lorraine
He’s insane
Cheese tomato man [x2]
The man could be french
And he was sitting on a bench
With a pie on his head
And he looked at me and said
Cheese tomato flan
Crazy little man
Quiche lorraine
He’s insane
Cheese tomato man [x4]
Where he came from I don’t know
But he had somewhere to go
He got up and walked away
And as he went I heard him say
Cheese tomato flan
Crazy little man
Quiche lorraine
He’s insane
Cheese tomato man [x5]
With a pie on his head
And he looked at me and said