[Speaking] Alright baby girl, lets sing to it [Pre-Verse] You're getting your degree, you're going to college I'm making music and hoping that kanye puts me on But If I don't make it baby, will you be mad at me If I just chilled at home as your stay-home-daddy? [Verse 1] Come on, I'll make you coffee (coffee), and a bagel (bagel) And another bagel (2 bagels) Keep on reading that paper, then it's off you go Hun your gonna be late, don't forget your briefcase, drive safe, (peace babe) Wake up the kids, toast the toast, put the raisin bran up in the bowl The toast... did I forget the toast? The toast is toast, damnit I burnt the toast Start crying, the kid's like Dad what's wrong? Oh it's not you kids... It's just me I'm alone... Dad's a little bit stressed... Oh FUCK! Feeling so sensitive, I'm going for a latte, see what's popping at pilates Hit up my friends like yo what up man, you trying to have a spa date? The fuck? Your a stay at home dad... that's not gay! [Hook] Ay, ay, ay, ay, you go to work, I mow the lawn Ay, ay, ay, ay, you make the cheese I'll bring the guac (Nacho Sauce, Spanish) Ay, ay, ay, ay, you buy the clothes, I'll take them off (?) Ay, ay, ay, ay, I'm a stay at home dad, this is my job [Pre-Verse 2] You go girl, get that promotion I'll be on the sofa, collecting unemployment Yelling at the tv, watching Maury Povich Quit gropin' that girl, Maury Povich [Verse 2] Who is this Shelly Jones bitch? Shit is 4 o'clock, time for Oprah (Oprah) The gospel of the Lord, for dads who stay at home Even though we can't get boners But still I'll trade that for your lane cooking lasagna Swoopin up the kids from soccer practice (soccer practice) Then time for gymnastics, rice crispy treats and wax baggies I'm with my kids in the mini-van, listening to NPR With the windows down, through the cul de sac Then it's homework time, dinner time, set the placemats Cut clean, tuck the rugrats in blankets Then I lay you down, pop two cialis, put on stain and Then go quench my palette Is that douche, or does your cooch just smell like flowers? Your feet are calloused, peppermint towlette Jasmine pedicure? Scented oil, homeopathic backrub? I am Aladin, your carpet is magic, your wish has been granted I would just love to ride your carpet out of the palace Now keep on bringing the green baby, and I'll keep on tossin' salad [Hook] [End - Speaking] Ladies and gentlemen, we have been, conditioned to believe We must fit in a role? brainwashed by babylon Depicting our role must match our genitalia, hell to the no It's men who go to work, and women raise the children, but I know The hardest job is maintaining the household So I am doing a back to back, no tradebacks, with this briefcase For 2010, I am staying at home
Название песни: Stay At Home Dad
Текст песни добавил: Darya
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